What’s wrong with this photo?

Before you say I don spoil finish, I borrowed the photo from Nigeria’s rude boys, P-square. That is to say, like teacher, like student. I hope to return it as soon as I’m done with my job. That is, if you’ll let me.

Now look at that small fine girl. Are you done?  Revert your eyes to the old man. Stop looking, your eyes have seen enough.

Lesson Number One: When fire jams fire, one must quench. The girl don kpai.

Lesson Number Two: Age’s got nothing to do with it. That man looks frail abi? But his jigolo drink Alomo Bitters.

Lesson Number Three: Don’t judge a book by its cover. The man has proven he’s got content … plenty of it.

Are you still there? What I’m trying to say’s that, sometimes in life, you get more than what you bargain.

Abeg, can I return the photo? See their eyes.